My grandmother used to say that spring is when the body remembers it has a heart. I've been on six dates in three weeks, which is either the heart remembering or just the warmer weather giving everyone a different relationship with their forearms.

Here is what I have learned.

Coffee is a trap

Coffee dates are forty-five minutes of polite interview. Take a walk instead. The body in motion will tell you in seventeen minutes whether you can stand the person, which is a great deal of time saved.

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